lush89420
25 años
Amigos
mjmax2884: Shut up when your talking to me
Acerca De
Socialmente con Contextura delgada
Ciudad
Yuma, Arizona
Detalles
29 year old Mujer, 170cm, Ateo
Origen étnico
Caucásico Virgo con Cabello negro
Intención
mjmax2884 Quiere salir pero nada serio
Educación
Algunos estudios Técnicos
Personalidad
Aventurero(a)
Profesión
Love Dr.


dating
don't ask to play with these, they are to be handled responsibly






Buscando Un hombre Para Pasar el rato
Necesidades No completado Química No completado
¿Consumes bebidas alcohólicas? Ocasionalmente ¿Quieres tener hijos? Prefiero no decirlo
Estado civil Soltero ¿Consumes drogas? No
Mascotas Sin Mascotas Color de ojos Marrones
¿Tienes vehículo propio? N/A ¿Tienes hijos? Prefiero no decirlo
Relación más larga Más de 9 año ¿Eres ambicioso(a)? Súper ambicioso(a)
Segundo Idioma Inglés  



Acerca De That's my name M. J
I'm shy at first, but once I warm up to you I can be pretty obnoxious.
For sure anyone who knows me will be giving me crap for being on this site. Eh who cares I need some guy friends. I'm Sick of all the girl drama, whining,waiting and self loathing.

Free advice:

Guys, these things may not apply to all woman, but it does apply for most....

#1- NO PET NAMES ...I.E. hey sexy, beautiful, babe, hot stuff, sweetie, pumpkin, sweet tits, muffin, Hun, darlin, ( I'll be adding more I'm sure)etc.... *Unless you've been seeing each other or actually met in person, it is not ok to refer to women as delicious food items, and or treat them as sexual objects. Yes even if they are dressed like sluts and hoe bags. now if you know for sure she is a hoe and or slut bag and have refutable evidence. Then it is ok to give her all of the above names and more. It is also ok to sexually harass her as much as possiable. She probably likes it. So lesson número uno Don't waste your time coming up with clever pet names use the one she gave you! * Calling a woman by a proper name makes her think she is being respected, a woman who feels respected is more then likely going to let you disrespect her later and in less time.
*For more tips and advice ask me about my blog.

In LOVE?
THE CURE: Yuma is full of love sick fools. And I've found the cure. I am completely booked so here are a few things you can try in the mean time, to get rid of the love bug. (Symptoms of lust often mimic that of the symptoms of love so make sure you are suffering from love sickness before you begin these steps.to avoid looking like a complete doucher) Symptoms of love are as followed: longing to be with a person with no expectation of sexual activities. Spending numerous amounts of time with an individual with whom you've already had sexual relations. Spending large amounts of money on this individual even after sexual favors have subsided. Hearing bells,loss of your ability to fear words like love, waiting until marriage, settle down, start a family, kids, dad, step children, step dad and other obvious words of commitment. (WARNING:The consideration of committing to one individual indefinitely is a serious sign of being in love and you should seek the nearest hooker as soon as possible.) here are a few easy steps if you feel you may be falling in love: if you are in a relationship Cheat, Sleep with strangers, verbally abuse a suspected significant other. Hit on and or sleep with family members of the person whom you suspect you may be in love with. Flirt with friends of person you may be falling for. Do not return their phone calls, make sure to zone out with any and all important and personal trust based subjects.
The cause: spending too much time with one individual of the opposite sex with no sexual benefits. Waiting for someone to give it up. respecting the decision to not give it up. This is usually where the infection begins. If this happens immediately find someone who will give it up sooner. If you follow these steps correctly Symptoms of love should begin to subside. In some serious cases you may have already arranged an engagement. If this is the case you may want to develop a social relationship with another of the opposite sex one whom is not the person who you have made the engagement. ThiS relationship should be with a promiscuous individual with no morals,or values, they should have no goals in life. This person should preferably be a slut or someone who gets around. Spend as much time with this person as possible. until the symptoms of love begin to fade. And or the infectious person is forgotten. If you feel you have done everything suggested and love has still got you down you may need to be referred to a specialists. In some cases love may have also effected your wallet. In this situation you may want to visit Platinum Cabaret on Wednesdays, where for just a few coins you will receive an abundance of loveless attention that is sure to take your mind off of symptoms of love. There are a few other establishments where you will find temporary relief but beware of side effects. Some side effects reported; itchiness, swelling, feelings of guilt, low self worth,open sores, head lice, crabs, and several other S.T.D's. If these side effects persist visit your regular health professional. It is best just to avoid people who have potential and may be capable of loving. This will reduce your risk of falling in love, but sometimes it can not be avoided. just be careful and look out for warning signs. Good luck love birds.


Primera cita
Pizza and video games!!!



Don't upgrade! these are my Interests :

Lady gagas gender, beats, rhyming words. Notes.


Others include Big butts, the fact that I can not lie, all these brothers that can't deny, round things in my face, and getting sprung.





I'm a closet romantic. So I hope you have a big closet.